Why do men fart more than women?
February 8th, 2007 | 1 Comments | Stupid jokes
Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”
It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
So there’s these 2 muffins in an oven.
They’re both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells “God Damn, it’s hot in here!”
And the other muffin replies “Holy Crap, a talking muffin!”