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Why do men fart more than women?

February 8th, 2007 | 1 Comments | Stupid jokes

Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

February 8th, 2007 | 0 Comments | Stupid jokes

When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

February 8th, 2007 | 0 Comments | Stupid jokes

It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Stupid muffin

February 6th, 2007 | 0 Comments | Stupid jokes

 So there’s these 2 muffins in an oven.
They’re both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells “God Damn, it’s hot in here!”
And the other muffin replies “Holy Crap, a talking muffin!”