Stupid man!

February 3rd, 2007 | 0 Comments | Stupid Peoples

They say blondes are stupid, women in general are stupid.. Yeah..well it’s obvious that men are not quite smart when they make out with a schelet..

Are women stupid?

February 3rd, 2007 | 0 Comments | Stupid Peoples, Stupid girls

Women are stupid?

The term “woman” is derived from the Bible, where everyone’s favorite bearded asskicker God ripped a rib out of the first man and created his female counterpart. Unfortunately, this first woman was a bit of a dunce and was tempted by a serpent (not the one attached to Adam’s groin). Thus were they banished to a barren wasteland, which legend states is somewhere just outside of Topeka, Kansas.

Though women ruined the world for their masculine counterparts, they are the most highly sought after commodity in modern civilization. There are several rational reasons why.

A woman. Notice the inferior driving skill.

Blondes are stupid?

February 3rd, 2007 | 0 Comments | Stupid Peoples, Stupid girls

This sounds familiar. Everyone knows it, but no one actually knows why! Blondes are also sexy (another known fact) but that’s irrelevant. It’s quite possible for a human to be sexy and still be intelligent. The real reason why blondes are stupid is all in the skin complexion.

If a blonde makes such a horrific accident, what would she do? Fix her hair of course! (priceless!)

Magneto..

February 3rd, 2007 | 0 Comments | Stupid haircuts

Hair Style: The Purple Heart
Super Power: Ability to scare off the preppy kids at the mall, because it’s so stuuupid……!
Secret Weapon: Punky Colors